Re-blogging: 


I'm not really into Japanese poetry but this Haiku that I've read from Sarcasm Society really topped it off.

MICROSOFT HAIKUS

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules - each poem has only 17 syllables; 5; syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third. They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. The essence of Zen:

                                        Your file was so big.
                                        It might be very useful.
                                        But now it is gone.
                                        -------------------------------------------
                                        The Web site you seek
                                        Cannot be located, but
                                        Countless more exist.
                                        --------------------------------------------
                                        Chaos reigns within.
                                        Reflect, repent, and reboot.
                                        Order shall return.
                                        ----------------------------------------------
                                        Program aborting:
                                        Close all that you have worked on.
                                        You ask far too much.
                                        ------------------------------------------------
                                        Windows NT crash'd.
                                        I am the Blue Screen of Death.
                                        No-one hears your screams.
                                        -------------------------------------------------
                                        Yesterday it work'd.
                                        Today it is not working.
                                        Windows is like that.
                                        -------------------------------------------------
                                        First snow, then silence.
                                        This thousand-dollar screen dies
                                        So beautifully.
                                        ------------------------------------------------
                                        With searching comes loss
                                        And the presence of absence:
                                        "My Novel" not found.
                                        ------------------------------------------------
                                        The Tao that is seen
                                        Is not the true Tao-until
                                        You bring fresh toner.
                                        -------------------------------------------------
                                        Stay the patient course.
                                        Of little worth is your ire.
                                        The network is down.
                                        -----------------------------------------------
                                        A crash reduces
                                        Your expensive computer
                                        To a simple stone.
                                        ----------------------------------------------
                                        Three things are certain:
                                        Death, taxes and lost data.
                                        Guess which has occurred.
                                        -------------------------------------------------
                                        You step in the stream,
                                        But the water has moved on.
                                        This page is not here.
                                        ------------------------------------------------
                                        Out of memory.
                                        We wish to hold the whole sky,
                                        But we never will.
                                        --------------------------------------------
                                        Having been erased,
                                        The document you're seeking
                                        Must now be retyped.
                                        -----------------------------------------------
                                        Serious error.
                                        All shortcuts have disappeared.
                                        Screen. Mind. Both are blank.



Bloody true.

Packet Loss

Sometimes, a thunderclap is all it takes to set me off in a foul mood.




I fucking hate the rain.

Of Asphalt Roads, Retro Wheels, and Carved Woods

Because there’s always this big, inevitable question ‘Why?’ when it comes to one of my hobbies – longboarding, I am fully dedicating this entry both to my non-skating and skating friends. As for my unknown reader/s and stalker/s (if ever there is/are), you’re all most welcome to give ear of course.

To start off, I got my feet on board 2 years ago (2010). At that time, I was more concerned with high heels, dresses and other ‘kikay’ paraphernalia. Obviously, it was unlikely of me to find pleasure in extreme activities as such. What changed my mind and made me grow into loving this sport are as follows:

The challenge.

Ever since I was a kid, I’ve always believed that I was born with balancing issues. The child klutz that I was, I never really learned how to skate nor glide the streets with roller blades on. Either I end up going home with bruises all over my legs or worse, with a sprained ankle. Years passed and the fear of falling and crashing has deeply infested my senses to the point that I couldn’t even ride a bike anymore. (Well, at least not after I turned 18. Pay your minds, I’m still having a hard time making a full turn with a bike so how sore a loser is that, huh? Haha!) Anyway, now you understand where I was coming from.

So when I decided to give longboarding a shot, it was to prove myself that I can do it. Frankly, my baby steps during those days were a bit arduous. I was stiff as a bone and hardheaded as a bull. Picturing it would be as good as making Dr. Sheldon Cooper drive Howard Wolowitz’s motorcycle in Euclid Avenue. But then, guts and determination paid off. Eventually after days and weeks and months of practice and play, I finally learned how to mount, ride, carve, and foot-brake. I was even more surprised to see myself progress being able to execute (without any bragging rights) a high-speed Coleman slide. Do take note my dear reader/s: I’m no pro in any way. Nevertheless, the feeling of overcoming fears and owning them is without a doubt self-fulfilling. And yes, all my humble beginnings, I owe to the guy who has significantly influenced and patiently taught me in this course – Sugar Rei Cuyos. (Bazinga!)

That liberating feeling you get during an afternoon cruise…

especially with your earcandy on is another ground why I enjoy longboarding this much. Simply put, it’s my great escape. My way of de-stressing and detoxifying all the negativity that’s worn me out in a day of toil and pressure.

The wild card: the need for speed!

For rapidness (velocity) is next to godliness. True enough, adrenaline rush can keep a longboard skater – competitive or not – going, no matter what. This for me is much evident to downhill riders. You know why? Because it is in that death-defying moment that they feel infinite, or so I believe. (Just an opinion tho, I could be wrong.)

The bad cookie.

Let us be realistic now, shall we? The experience. Like any other person who’s involved in any extreme activity, I do have my own epic bail stories. It’d be rather disappointing if I have none, right? Do not misunderstand, I am never a sadist. Who in their freaking right minds would enjoy taking abrasive pains in the first place? All I’m saying is getting scratched and burnt is part of this game. Avoidable as it may seem, yet again, apparent.

I tasted my own dose of the asphalt’s fury when I first encountered the ever mighty causing bail – speed wobble – in my attempt to do a mini-downhill cruise in a village near our place. A 3-week flatland skate was the only back-experience I had during that time so technically, I haven’t had a dance with Mr. Speedy yet. Stupidly confident relying on pure guts, I didn’t take heed of wearing protective gears. Hence, a scraped knee, wounded elbows, and a minor scratch on the chin were the trophies I took home. (See photo below for my stunning disaster aftermath.) In short, NO GLORY. At all. On a serious note though, I was lucky enough not to hit my head with that ditch. Else, it could have been fucking dead serious.

Photo by Lenard Pleyto

But let us admit, however sadly and true, oftentimes that is how we learn. So a screaming piece of advice to all aspiring longboard skaters, amateurs, and fellow daredevils, never ever forget/neglect the importance of wearing a helmet when skating. And if you would please and love to live another skate-day, know your skate limits.

The skating community.

Ahh and lastly, my favorite of all causes – the people. I will boast in all manners that it is through this hobby  that I met a whole lot of surprisingly wonderful people. I reiterate, a whole lot.

Special shoutout to my growing Pirata Family: J-bels, Lenard, Gianne, Sherwin, Sugar Rei, Doy, Jd, Obay, Mommie Yow, Dran, Biboy, Mark G, Mimhy, Matt, Dayday, Jared, RJ, RR, Tina, Aaron, Wayne, Kuya Omeng, Dino, and the rest. Where I stand now in my skate venture – how I kick off, ride, slide, and tuck, I’m proud to say I have every bit of you guys in it. For the experience and expertise you have imparted, thank you from my nth core! Keep spreading the fun and stoke guys!  

Photos by Brendan Goco

Photo by Sir At Maculangan